Dammit. 

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 11/01/2015 at 00:29 • Filed to: First World Problems

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Daughter’s sick, so my wife is staying home with her instead of coming with me to the Texans game. Which means I have an extra ticket, and all of my friends are too drunk tonight to go tomorrow.

Do I go alone, or stay home?

ETA: Found someone to go finally. And I STILL have to drive (but I know the back roads, so no Houston Traffic for me).

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 00:35

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Who are the texans playing tomorrow?

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/01/2015 at 00:36

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Titans.

Diesel > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 00:36

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Pick me up...

Birddog > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 00:38

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GO!

Go alone, use a Car service and have some fun!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 00:41

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Id save myself from watching that debacle and sell the tickets

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/01/2015 at 00:42

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lol Too late to sell the tickets. I might have someone to go with. A friend initially said no, but now he’s texting me that he’s interested.

I hate last minute shit.

PatBateman > Birddog 11/01/2015 at 00:43

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Nah, I have a parking pass. A car service would be expensive as hell.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 00:44

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Id kidnap somebody then...and make them buy me drinks to sit through that

Birddog > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 00:47

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I’m not seeing a negative here.

PatBateman > Diesel 11/01/2015 at 00:47

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You were one minute too late. A buddy texted me, he can go.

Diesel > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 00:48

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Actually that’s preferrable. I’m still hobbled thanks to fucking up my calf so stairs would be a bitch.

PatBateman > Diesel 11/01/2015 at 00:50

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Row N, field level. Not a lot of stairs. But yeah, that would be annoying for you.

Diesel > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 00:51

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I’m glad your friend can make it. I will be flipping between RZ and the Texans game.

PatBateman > Diesel 11/01/2015 at 00:56

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I’m just happy that it’s an equally shitty team that we’re playing.

LongbowMkII > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 05:55

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too drunk for an NFL game?

your friends may want to seek treatment.

PatBateman > LongbowMkII 11/01/2015 at 09:05

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And I quote:

“It’s halloween, we have an extra hour to party. Let’s just say I’m screwed and any commitment for the next day will be ambiguous.”

His use of the word “ambiguous” is a stretch.